This is Patrick

Hi friends! Hope you are having a productive and good start to the week. Yesterday was a super lazy day (I didn’t even reach 2000 steps on my Vivosmart) so today I would like to introduce you to Patrick.

Not this Patrick.

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This Patrick.

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Patrick is the very creepy maniquin in our lab. He is always there. He is always watching with his absurdly long eyelashes, perfectly manicured eyebrows and heavy guyliner.

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I had to turn him away from my station so he’d stop looking at me. See?

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I do not understand how he stands as he has some ankle issues.

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Cankles? Elephantitis? Not sure but I’m worried…

Shirts never fit him quite right since his manboobs pecs are a bit odd.

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Oh Patrick. The lab wouldn’t be the same without you watching over it.

Keep it cool.

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