Steve: “kind of weird hearing voices from my eyebrow of wisdom”

Amanda: “it looks less creepy with eyeballs, so I left them in”

Mike: “I don’t want a bowl, but I’ll have that bowl and maybe I’ll want a bowl later”

Steve: I don’t need no lips. I got plenty o’ stache

Shake: My wrists are really moisturized
Matt: My nipples are so hard! All 400 of them!